Friday, 9 May 2008

Programmer jokes

Found these on the net. Only programmer will understand most of the jokes, but anyway....enjoy

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!"

To which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

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Two strings walk into a restaurant and sit down. The waiter says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a roast chickenquag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

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"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
very long pause….
"Java."

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How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None - It's a hardware problem

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?"
The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

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